person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
llbwwb:

Dreaming by Wisc

llbwwb:

Dreaming by Wisc

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

bewbin:

henrycavills:

this is the best photo ive ever seen

'WHERE IS HIS HEAD????”

vinegod:

WHEN YOU PULL OUT MINTS IN PUBLIC by TonyBakercomedy

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

frantzfandom:

Every time someone says “Ringo is the worst beatle” he gets another ten years of life

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

i got a job

i got a job

theanti90smovement:

as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government