Dreaming by Wisc
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
WHEN YOU PULL OUT MINTS IN PUBLIC by TonyBakercomedy
I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
Every time someone says “Ringo is the worst beatle” he gets another ten years of life
me as a teacher
as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government