i can’t read a book unless its assigned from my english teacher. it makes me so angry that i can’t read for enjoyment anymore, just because school takes up so much of my time.
I just found out that what I thought was my pet bug is really a roasted peanut.
Matt Nathanson - Laid
don’t you hate when you’re driving and the car in front of you is soooo slow but then you pass them and you see that a snail was driving and you’re like “oh that makes sense now”
maybe he won’t die in the movie
i love how we all know exactly what this post is about
the passion of the christ
if i have a kid one day and they do something shitty to punish them i’m just going to take them with me to home depot for like 3 hours
Son of a bitch keeps staring at me while I pump gas